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Sunday, April 29, 2012

Davis Boys Sing the Hits!

Are the classics getting just a bit faded for you?  Hard Day's Night is just a bit tired?  Jumpin' Jack Flash losing its spring?  Call now for your copy of . . .

Davis Boys Sing the Hits!

They've taken those tired old Rock n Roll classics and given them a whole new twist!

Tired of the Kink's version of Girl You Really Got Me Goin?  Sing it the Davis Way!

One by one
We're havin' some fun
on the kybo
All day and all of the night

Two by two
I'm takin a poo
on the kybo
All day and all of the night

Three by three
I'm takin a pee
on the kybo
All day and all of the night

Four by four
I'm gettin' sore
on the kybo
All day and all of the night


With such great poetic skill as this, you know you want to hear more!

One Republic's Stop and Stare seem a bit over-played?  Listen to it the Davis Boy way!

Stop and Stare
I know you want to lick my underwear
Ya I know that even now you're scared
But now I've gotta peeEEeee . . . . Oh, oh . . .


All the songs of our time, done the Davis way!

All-American Reject's Move Along renovated for your listening pleasure!

When all the chores are really wrong
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn
till the grass is gone
And even when the weeds are gone
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn
Just to keep it gone!



Find new enjoyment in the great movie classics!

From the Jungle Book, I Wanna Be Like You but with a new flare!

Oobee doo
I gotta a take a poo-oo-oo
Oh yes it's true-oo-oo
I'm goin' to poo-oo-oo
Right in your shoe
And then I'll pee
Right off the balcone-eee-ee!


If your listening interests run a bit more contemporary, you may enjoy this Beat Box Alex/Jacob collaboration


(Background)
Gotta take a dump
Gotta gotta take dump
(pplltthh)
Gotta take a dump
Gotta gotta take dump
(ppllltthh)


(Lead)
Walking to the bathroom
There lies my porcelain throne
I got to
Pop a squat
Dump a lot
Take a (beep)
All over it!



As a BONUS, enjoy these all new, original songs!

I'm a Lady Unicorn
by Jonathan

I'm rubbin' my butt on the table
by Jonathan

I'm goin' to Uranus (you know how he pronounced it)
by Jonathan


Really.



  
















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